Once eepawn ee tyme theer woz ee stoopeed girl who put her haand on ee needle aand go asweep for liek 100 yeers but den a perverteed preence keesed her fo no reeson and dis made du h girl wakeup and sche slapppd heem cos sche think he pervert

MORAL: Dun be a peervert or someun eel slapp u

tomoatmeal:

Official Lyrics to “Indianapolis Jones”   

Dun da-dun dun, dun da-dunnnnnn

Dun da-dun dun!  Dun da-DUN DUN DUN!

Dun da-dun dun!  Dun da-DUNNNNNN!

Dun da-da dun!

da-da dun!

da-da dun!

da-daaa dun da-dun!

(*Repeat until he’s done whipping people)

There wuz once a mean monkee who leevd in duh zew and he dundnt liek be in zew so he bee mean and show uddeer ppls hees buttocks wich had no hayre on it and dey killd him cos no one lieks mean monkeeys. 

MORAL: dun show ur butt u perveert